Okay, But Try Not to Murder Anyone 1-2 – Eric Vall Free Audiobook

Written by Eric Vall
Read by Marcus Jahn and Sarah Goldstein
Format: MP3

Book 1
My days used to be filled with working my minimum wage job at a local shipping store, but one night, I was in the wrong place at the right time and came into possession of a weird metal bracelet.

The good news: Now I suddenly have a superpower.

The bad news: A vicious family of mobsters, clandestine government agencies, and uber wealthy treasure hunters all want to tear the bracelet from my dead arm.

The worse news: I have no idea how to handle my new power, and I’m going to have to defeat the bad guys without hurting anyone who doesn’t deserve it.

Book 2
My name is Jonah Patterson, and I guess you could call me a superhero of sorts.
I used to just be a minimum wage worker at a generic shipping store, but then I came into contact with a magical bracelet.
The cuff allows me to absorb all kinetic energy and redirect it at my enemies, and I’ve already used this power to bring down a mob boss.
But I’m nowhere near done.
A serial killer is haunting the streets of my city, and I won’t rest until he’s brought to justice.